Daniel's proust questionnaire
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What is your idea of perfect happiness?
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Awake at dawn with nothing to do.
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What is your greatest fear?
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I don’t want to think about it.
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Which living person do you most admire?
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Aung San Suu Kyi.
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What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
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Jealousy.
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What is your greatest extravagance?
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Travel.
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What is your favorite journey?
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Home.
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What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
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It all depends on how you interpret them.
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On what occasion do you lie?
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Answering questionnaires.
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Which living person do you most despise?
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I don’t know if I do.
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Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
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“Fuck off.”
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What is your greatest regret?
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Agreeing to answer these questions.
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When and where were you happiest?
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At a free bar.
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Which talent would you most like to have?
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Opposable toes.
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What is your current state of mind?
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Ruddy.
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If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
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My knees.
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If you could change one thing about your family, what would it be?
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Oh, they’re just perfect.
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If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be?
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Krill.
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If you could choose what to come back as, what would it be?
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Ink.
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What is your most treasured possession?
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Apart from my penis and my health?
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What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
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Gastric flu on an airplane.
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Where would you like to live?
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Where I live now.
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What is your most marked characteristic?
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My third nipple.
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What is the quality you most like in a man?
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A good mustache.
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What is the quality you most like in a woman?
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A good mustache.
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What do you most value in your friends?
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Their patience.
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Who are your favorite writers?
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E. E. Cummings and Kurt Vonnegut.
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Who are your heroes in real life?
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Those who give up all they have to help others.
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What are your favorite names?
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Maggie and Milly and Molly and May.
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What is it that you most dislike?
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Blisters.
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How would you like to die?
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Quickly.
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What is your motto?
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“Breathe in … breathe out. Repeat.”
October 9th 2012 · 45 notes
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